Hillary Harbour. all i can say is RICH CUNTS!
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Look out Hotel, A 5 Star hotel! many famous people have stayed here, not unlike Bill Oddy, Benny Hill and Jasper Carrot. WOW!
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Thought i'd better put some roos on, This photo was taken in Pinnaroo grave yard, these are wild and dangerous Roos. Note the one in the back........ its got a little roo in its pouch, or it drinks a lot of beer! (its the stella that makes them dangerous)
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This is my little put put! she is chilling, looking out to sea and planing to.......... TAKE OVER THE WORLD! ha ha ha ha
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Trigg Beach, on a BUSY day! please note this is the middle of winter and there are people sunbathing on the sands!
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This is a KittyHawke, A very tame Kittyhawke, found in one of the parks I work in. an't it cute.
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Before I came over to Auzzy, Me and a load of other buddies went Paint-Balling, Me and Cober where in team 'ROOZ' as you can see by the scores we did very well. .............. ............. ........( this picture was not doctored in any way, not even on Paint shop pro or anything )
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The three Ladies on the right in this picture, ( not the one on the left dumdfuck! ) are called Alison, Pauline, and Ursula. Two of them are still in Britian, Urs is now in Auzzy with me but if you see any of the other two, run up and give them a big sloppy kiss and say its from Fester! give you name and tell them to get in contact with me, First one wins a Prize!
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Come on the boys! Even though rugby is big over here, Perth hasn't really got a good team..... Until next Year When Perth will be Hosting some of the Matches! and our New team............. wait for it........ Perth Power.. only an Auzzy could of come up with that, And I bet he was down the pub when he thought of it! lol ( Hi mister Vidler )
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Just me and my shadow
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A bit of artyfarty, owd to my English speaking buds
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When i was with Mary the other night, we met this dude playing with fire in a place called Northbridge. dum fuck!
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Hi dan. this ones for you! pretty girls playing in the sea.
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Hello, just in case you forgot what i looked like!
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this is my mate, .... on a good day www.franoverbury.blogspot.com
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Burns Beach, only 10 mins away.
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and drunkeraera hic!
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getting drunkera!
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If you drink at the wheatsheaf then you will know this young lady! Met up with mary in fremantle ( north Perth ) we got very drunked!
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Here is my Motorbike, Cool isn't she!!!!
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Gaday Sports!

Well here I am, 16,000 km (9,940.8miles) away from my best friends, family, and er… other people I have met, as the crow flies.

Where am I? A little known island south of the river that the locals like to call Australia. It’s a strange land with weird and wonderful things, like Rats with big hind legs as tall as you and me! And the fishes - big as boats!

I’ve settled in a small village on the west coast, called Perth by native tongue. The locals here seem friendly and accommodating……… enough of that, I can’t keep this shit up! …………

Heeeeeelloooooo! Thought it was about time I updated the old blogaroony, so to get it in full swing I suppose I should tell you what I’ve been up to.

I’ve been here about 8 weeks from this blog post, I live in a place called kingsley (north Perth). And things seem to be going quite well.
I have started work for the City of Sterling council, as a casual worker, but hope to go to the gold mines in Kalgoorlie to earn some big buck! I will post a photo when I have worked out how to do it!

When I got here, I had a number of things I had to do, to make sure I stay here, like join Medicare, Insurance, and convert My license to an Aussy one…. Bit boring… well hang on…… I was told by my dear mother that I would be ask to undergo a conversion test entitled

‘How to Drive very Badly and Endanger my Fellow Road User, and drink VB as well as smoke all at the same time. Ver;2 - 2005’


Whilst I was filling out all the paper work with the very helpful lady behind the desk, I mentioned to her if my provisional motorbike license for a 125cc (which ran out about 7 years ago) would carry over to my new one? … the slightly confused lady said she wouldn’t be a moment as she would have to ask her supervisor….. and low and behold, apparently, even though every other bugger over here has got to do a test because I’m Fester…. And I’m great, it converts over to a full license and I can go ahead and ride any bike I want….. and no conversion test!!!! Ha ha ha FUCK UP!

So now I own a Suzuki XL 650 super Motard……..One for the people!!! Teehee